have you ever lost something, and have never been able to find it, no matter how much you searched? maybe something like a missing sock, or a childhood toy. that thing of yours could be anywhere. it may have noclipped out of reality, or wound up in the super-sargasso sea. hell, maybe it merged with your very being and you have been the thing you lost the entire time.

don't worry, though. whatever you've lost, the worldwide tracking foundation (WTF) is probably looking for it.

WTF is a top-secret government corporation dedicated to tracking down whatever items in the world have mysteriously vanished. they've dealt with basically everything: robots, otherworldy anomalies, Normal Regular People...you know, the usual. whatever you'd consider fucking bizarre is just a normal tuesday night for a WTF agent.

who ARE these WTF fuckers, anyway?

ayami nakadai, sasha miccione, rob o. botik, cleo cogzingears, joe everyman, junko nakadai, lilly o. botik

...and the various anomalies they fight against

dr. g. pothead, damon lusufer, the everyman family, dr. fassade

now THESE are just regular ass people

felicity dean, dario morales, linus webster

note: if a character does not have a link attached to their name, they don't have a character page yet!